I fucking love Kevin Durant. It never bothered me that he chose the Warriors, the Nets, his burner shit, none of it.

For every modern superstar he seems like the most human. He’s extremely online, wears his emotions on his sleeve, interacts with fans in a way other athletes wont out of fear it will hurt their brands. And now this story really only adds to his legacy more than another ring or MVP could. Now I can’t prove it was Kevin Wayne Durant who took out Lana Rhoades and another young, respectable lady on the town. I can only cobble together the context clues dropped by Ms. Rhoades. And the Libra clue here is about as obvious as just outright naming Durant, seeing as the Nets roster is public, complete with dates of birth, and Libras are born between September 23 and October 23:

People love to hate on astrology but today? Consider me a big fan. Because without it we don’t have this story of KD keeping his options WIDE open. KD’s a laidback dude. His bio in his social medias for an eternity have read, “I’m me. I do me. And I chill.” Lana also said this person hates everything (extremely relatable) and wasn’t giving her much when she was trying to engage in the type of small talk one usually breaks out on a first date. Which makes Kevin Durant’s header on Twitter extremely funny at the moment:

What’s craziest in all this is it’s the complete opposite of how Kevin Durant approached basketball in some regards. This man is getting up as many shots as possible when he’s off the court. In game he’s forever been concerned about efficiency and putting up quality looks above being a chucker. When it comes to date night? Durant’s heaving like ’01 Iverson. Missed shots aren’t dragging down his win-loss percentage in the slightest off-court. As long as at least one goes down that’s all that matters.